Kermit the Frog, Cicada Phil

‪This just in! your reporter Kermit The Frog, dateline: Columbia:‬ ‪like any, every, cock-blocked, Sriracha-sodden troubadour at sunrise, Cicada Phil Continue reading →

Rued his fat-bellied Mad-Max cicada days

Rued his fat-bellied Mad-Max cicada days Swayed every pretty young cicada to his side Pedal to the metal A-rage, them Continue reading →

The freeway filled w broken-hero cicadas

The freeway filled w broken-hero cicadas

The rumors of health are as bipolar and gusty as some of us

SibsI think that efforts to shape an agenda are a fine start. I smell a threat to its fruition. On Continue reading →

She wasn’t writhing on the floor vomiting all trainspotting-ly?

P, thanks for answering the questions. Sorry that you’re dealing w this full-time w zero support, in Covid-fucking time. Misery Continue reading →

Dragnet and the phone game

M, P, I agree. It’s really hard. Everyone knows that in any situation, the first report is always wrong. Like Continue reading →

Y’all were convinced that 10 days of Oxy after that morphine pump was gonna wreck me for life

whaddya think of Ma’s 7 months on the smack-train now?

“Where is the Valium in all this?” and other dumb questions

Consider the following: How have we effectively & persistently improved Ma, your and yours’ quality of life in the past Continue reading →