Author: @juanlovitzz
Once upon a time, Youssef of the Bekaa had a daughter
I have a daughter Up in the mountains you see I didn’t want her She once wondered of me Turned … More
In the days before the Large Language Models sucked our brains out through paper straws
Annie nailed the notice to the cross . In the days before The Large Language Models Sucked our brains out … More
? Peace, or preparation, let us pray for the coming dead
Let us witness the coming dead Let us lay in our comfy chairs Let us laugh about what the neighbor … More
Cyrus-The-Great fling poo across the Hormuz
#hormuz #shitstormacoming #thecomingdead
The Coming Dead
#Hormuz
USS Gerald R Ford : Our God’s Crew-Served Burn-Barrel
. #seafaring_shitstorm #shit_where_you_eat #poopy_diaper #down_the_wrong_pipe #water_hectares_of_fecal #kerosene #mogas #open_pit_party
Cheney :: Netanyahu
BIBI :: TRUMP as CHENEY :: ITTY-BITTY BUSH
Love letter to the Senator from South Carolina
#threedollarbill #aipac #swayback #epstein #limabean #blackmail #cottontail #warwhore #promenadeyourpartner #doseydo #meemaw #seesaw #iwojima #gallipoli #thechargeofthelightinhisloafersbrigade #childless #confused #sundress
Gallipoli. Crimea. Persia.
31st USMC MEU :: Gallipoli . 82d Airborne :: Charge of the Light Brigade #hormuz #kargisland #deathbyzagros
Cyrus-The-Great count coup on Carrier Strike Group 12
#uss_abraham_lincoln #tail_between_legs #hotfoot it out of there
David come Goliath in olive grove lament (v202603)
Oh, Pioneers blessed directed destined . Slave come master servant come owner filthy serf come anointed tyrant sharecropper come deed-holder … More
Opium-addled herons chase an alien sun
Let’s watch
TACO’s gonna cum in BIBI’s mouth
#nothingburger #muchadoaboutnothing
Iran … Own-Goal
Seventy years ago: Iran :: Own-goal as Hoist :: Petard as Stub :: Toe <> ( Zion :: Friend , … More
The Battle of Minneapolis (resolve unencumbered by hope)
. We be resolve unencumbered by hope unstained by innocence . cuidado amigo .
The Battle of Minneapolis (meaning survives in shards)
With you face-down, head-first, in the Waffle House toilet bowl, I will show you your fears in handfuls of broken … More
The Battle of Minneapolis (as any ass-bone)
Welcome to the pre-party, party-people, be proud while you may of your post-apoc trenchcoats your inflatable-doll dystopia your Il Duce … More
The Battle of Minneapolis (Bovino v Ghandi)
You brought Wagner we brought whistles . you brought acid we brought nana’s umbrella . you brought pepper we brought … More
The Battle of Minneapolis (war in the great north woods)
THEN: stock-still monk in sun-spot flames concentrate his skin, our illusions flayed by the flames, left him relief from belief … More
Bibi fumbled Jerusalem like any rancid melon
Bibi fumbled Jerusalem like any rancid melon
Let’s accesorize Kristi Noem’s Goebbels outfit
Strychnine froth her mercury mouth . strokes herself . out front the prison gates . broadcasts her Mad Magazine dreadnought-tits-sans-portfolio … More
For want of a nail, we puny and frail
For want of a nail, we puny and frail . Her, tanned, the ready for the lampshade . Hers an … More
Emancipated Abigail at Laurel Park racetrack for giddy-up horses
Emancipated Abigail left us my daughter, her fiance, her husband, gone for all we knew from we static few . … More
Seek lips, search eyes
They dance across her freckle-face the ever-move never-stop sideways lips soundless search like eyes for anchor as bottom-feeds her slippery … More
The Gelding of the Generals (Captain my Captain)
Arrived did we From land from sea In ranks of three by three On our hands sat we Obediently Sans … More
After the daughter’s wedding in Boston
So at dusk on Boston’s North End rich with delicate plums hanging heavy and purple their skins taut and glistening … More
i need new friends
By 2030, make meaningfulness gains, comparable to the athletic gains that i’ve made since 2022 Become more effective in my … More
outline : Aventura Con la Abuelita Loca y Muerta
“Cuidado, amigo” Justin McMahon “I’ve got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle.” Johnny Mercer I have found The very ground, The … More
Oh, yeah, she looked right at me as she took a bunsen-burner to each my totem in turn
. . burning sensation, boo . baubles few . ¿ et tu oui, non plus . fuck me, no fuck … More
? Is it such a crime i think more of you
than you
as if she effortless’d ghosts, gods, blessed devils, violated
as if she effortless’d ghosts gods blessed devils violated angels shanghai’d them to get down in fractal-ass symphonies of her … More
fast as #Ebola .. twice as messy .. spill on Aisle 9
? remember #themonkees #imabeliever 10 days in i so am fast as #Ebola twice as messy spill on Aisle 9 … More