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And as all us veterans know Infants are just targets in tutus.
Well, then there’re the children. See, there’s Little Johnny, and if not you, sure not me. Who will think of Continue reading
How do we, dolphin, kill him, the shark? How do we, the eel kill the urchin? How do we, the Continue reading
Really? Key my car? That’s for infants. And as all us veterans know Infants are just targets in tutus
“Hey, Little Johnny, Finger his beard Pull his GI Joe string Sounds cool to hear the echo in ‘is guts Continue reading
jes’ like that The General o your’n We’ll bend you end-over-end for several ends fer weeks on end. Word is Continue reading
I’m gonna give: AIDS your grand-son Zika your grand-daughter Ebola A terrible fall Your call. I know a guy. Choose Continue reading