Them high-heeled

but the anus still between us, and also with us, father; the rectum pre-speculum the rosebud as yet un-rodded

Mohammed’s maggots

Meddlers of the new mathMaggot distillersPockets filled with gum-drop gods, marked “Distribute to youth” smile, “Say cheese!” Alchemists of the…

Inscrutable, shakes-head

Same river, many wells … Decades ago, AK shocked me with: “Everyone grows up in a different family.” Our lives…

Kermit the Frog, Cicada Phil

‪This just in! your reporter Kermit The Frog, dateline: Columbia:‬ ‪like any, every, cock-blocked, Sriracha-sodden troubadour at sunrise, Cicada Phil…

She wasn’t trainspotting?

P, thanks for answering the questions. Sorry that you’re dealing w this full-time w zero support, in Covid-fucking time. Misery…

Dragnet and the phone game

M, P, I agree. It’s really hard. Everyone knows that in any situation, the first report is always wrong. Like…

Where’s the dumb Valium?

Consider the following: How have we effectively & persistently improved Ma, your and yours’ quality of life in the past…

7 months with a Fentanyl patch

After 7 months with a Fentanyl patch, and Oxy chasers: who among us wouldn’t be certifiably addicted? what addict wouldn’t…

Dictator her

Braddock, bringing your reply to me to our sub-group here: “I hope you realised that she wasn’t fired from JH,…

Missed Ma opportunities

Missed opportunities for us, Ma Getting off the smack Dietician for Ma Physical therapy Flies-on-wall at TeleHealth video calls via…

Expect Trainspotting

Expect Trainspotting What addict wouldn’t object to a disruption in her supply? This week’s firing of the John’s Hopkins Pain…