The Gelding of the Generals (Captain my Captain)

Arrived did we

From land from sea

In ranks of three by three

On our hands sat we

Obediently

Sans vox

RX us, no

TX fuss

Rue did we our voyage over the sea

To kneel at the altar

To suffer the prattle

Of Little Jimmy Twee

Presented did we

Our gonads

(salt-stained by the sea)

For the nation to see

Duty. Honor. Country.