Alibaba’s 3 asses

Come! My presidents Go! You kings Bring! Your platoon forty of thieves Free! Get! Put! Strap! Your riches Well! Upon … More

Kermit the Frog, Cicada Phil

‪This just in! your reporter Kermit The Frog, dateline: Columbia:‬ ‪like any, every, cock-blocked, Sriracha-sodden troubadour at sunrise, Cicada Phil … More

Why chase fear when

war not got me speed not sped me through air not felled nor failed nor reserved and fell not out … More