Annabelle al Austin

Mayfair
“I knew you could have made that travel more cheaply

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HOW MANY TIMES I GOT TO TOL’ YOU?

(r.ricardo)

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“Do you hate me?   Love and Hate they’re very close you know

“You don’t have time for a real girlfriend

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SHE’LL RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT JIM!

(w.zevon)

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“Why did we have to get up so early for a 10am flight?

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UNASS MYAO

(col.kilgore)

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<< You might as well get your coffee and go home.

<<  I am not traveling like this.

“I’ve never seen Austin … I’m going

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 (noteto self)

RUN FAR,RUN FAST

(i.maiden)

 (waita cotton-picking minute … this is my house)

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Southwest Airlines Ticketing Desk
“Asshole
“You’re not trying to make this work.
“You’ve never taken responsibility for anything in this relationship.

“This was always about seeing your uncle

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PROFOUND FEAR OF FREE RANGE CHICKENS

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Saturday AM at Omni Hotel Austin
I came back from the hotel gym.  She was in the white robe.
<< You look cute in that
Instant Green-Eyed Death Stare
She got dressed
“Have a nice day

@ Ruby’s Free Range BBQ (FRBBQ), West side of UT campus:
“Are you okay?
<< No, of course not

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YOU’RE STILL ALIVE SHE SAID

(p.jam)

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“I clearly told them ‘No Pickles’ … I can’t even stand to look at them 
“I clearly told them ‘No Ice’ … and they put ice in it

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GUNFIGHTAT THE FREE RANGE BBQ PIT

<< I love you but I do not enjoy your company
<< You talk to me like i’m stupid
“I’m beginning to think …”
<< You say, ‘What’s the matter with you?’

     You put it down to culture
<< I don’t need to be patronized, condescended to or insulted
“Ok, that wasn’t true

“You’ve been ignoring me all morning … you don’t answer my questions …can you hear?
<< Sure I lost some with drums and Army but I think it’s ok
<< What, after last night, what you said, makes you think that you have any claim on my comportment?

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NOW THAT‘S COMEDY

(s.martin)

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“I don’t know if you just have no sense of humor … You dominate the conversations … You have an ‘I’m always right’ attitude … You never let anyone else talk … You’re all ego and pessimistic
<< Ironic, I’ve thought exactly the same things about you … plus narcissistic, tone-deaf and semi-autistic
<< You missed your fucking window for the pre-flight plan … You missed your fucking window …

<< Repeat After Me
<<When we get home, you will get your things, go home never to return, because we will not stay friends …
<< I don’t see a reason … have a nice walk

Walking SoCo
The Great Sportcoat Incident

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DIDNT I TOL’ YOU SO

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(r.ricardo)

Barbershop
Allen’s Boots

Omni Austin, Sunday Night
“i can’t be with you … i’ll go crazy”

Dissin’ @ Mexican
“See there you go, you just ordered queso and guacamole without asking me… something that affects both of us”
<< Do I bring you down?
“on the nights we didn’t see each other you never called me
<< Was that all on me?
“I did, check your fucking voicemail that you never check, see how many times I called.”

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THE CLOCK,ALARMED

(squeeze)

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<< The fucking alarm clock …I told you clearly I can’t get it right so you take charge of it and you refused.
“So it takes a degree from MIT to set an alarm clock?”

<< Friday morning you’re busting my balls about the alarm clock. You’d seen the plan I sent you, the one I thought you wanted one out of frustration w my failure to have one, to stick to one, to notify you of changes

“You know I need examples

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YOU’LL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW

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Missing The Mark at Mayfair, As Related At Guero’s
“When did you ever take me to the parking lot?

     I would have passed the MSF if you had …

          I was this close

<<  She Needs A spanking
<< No wonder she has had abusive relationships … she’d make any man want to hit her

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COLD HARD BITCH

(jet)

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<< Fuck that felt good

     (upon telling her off at Ruby’s Free Range BBQ)

(c.rock re o.j)

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<<  Way beyond my skill level

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MAN’S GOTTA KNOW HIS LIMITS

(c.eastwood)

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<< With kindnesses like that … who needs the waterboarding

Walking SoCo Again, Monday Morning

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SUNDAY MORNING COMING DOWN

johnnycash

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Pessimisms

Austin International Airport, The Five-Hundred Dollar Conversation
First Security Line
<< I don’t know why I even spent money to pay for your ticket … what was I thinking … after that morning I should have just left your ass here …let you figure it out

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YOUR OWN DEVICES

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“You know I didn’t have themoney

<<  You’re a hard woman … I hope it serves you well

Second Security Line
<< Are you going to pay me the $500 dollars?
“I was waiting for you to ask me that … I was afraid you’d ask me that

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  I DON’T WANT THE WHOLE WORLD, JUST YOUR HALF

{tmbg}

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“I havent made my decision, I’m still open to negotiation … I thought you were just trying to make right because of your screwup
<< You’ve made your position clear … I’m not interested in negotiating.  I don’t need to hear any more about this

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DO THERIGHTTHING, SISTER

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Maladies, maybe:

Toxic Shock Syndrome

PCOS

NKDA

NPO

PRN

SWA950 AUS –> BWI
“Do you want to talk for a minute?
<< Ok
“Do you want me to pay you that five-hundred dollars?
<< Whatever you do is your decision … I’m not going to ask for anything

          << My dignity is worth five-hundred dollars

<< Was there anything else?

     “Uh, the taxi, I don’t know where I’m going

          << Ok … Was there anything else?

Observations
She says the same thing, 3 and 4 times; all these things seemingly obvious things repeatedly, then complains when I bring up a topic

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    WE ALREADY DISCUSSED THAT

HOW MANY?

ONE-HUNDRED TIMES

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   ? WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE HAD THAT CONVERSATION ?

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<< Late-model victim of WW2 …  like stepping on a spit-up landline

“I never met my father

<< Would that it had been only a limb

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