<< Neither of us is easy
“I knew you could have made that travel more cheaply
HOW MANY TIMES I GOT TO TOL’ YOU?
“Do you hate me? Love and Hate they’re very close you know
YOU’VE LOST THAT LOVING FEELIN
“You don’t have time for a real girlfriend
SHE’LL RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT JIM!
“Why did we have to get up so early for a 10am flight?
<< You might as well get your coffee and go home.
YOU MAY GO TO HELL, I’M GOING TO TEXAS
<< I am not traveling like this.
GIT TO STEPPIN
“I’ve never seen Austin … I’m going
RUN FAR,RUN FAST
(waita cotton-picking minute … this is my house)
Southwest Airlines Ticketing Desk
“You’re not trying to make this work.
“You’ve never taken responsibility for anything in this relationship.
“This was always about seeing your uncle
PROFOUND FEAR OF FREE RANGE CHICKENS
Saturday AM at Omni Hotel Austin
I came back from the hotel gym. She was in the white robe.
<< You look cute in that
Instant Green-Eyed Death Stare
She got dressed
“Have a nice day
@ Ruby’s Free Range BBQ (FRBBQ), West side of UT campus:
“Are you okay?
<< No, of course not
YOU’RE STILL ALIVE SHE SAID
“I clearly told them ‘No Pickles’ … I can’t even stand to look at them
“I clearly told them ‘No Ice’ … and they put ice in it
GUNFIGHTAT THE FREE RANGE BBQ PIT
<< I love you but I do not enjoy your company
<< You talk to me like i’m stupid
“I’m beginning to think …”
<< You say, ‘What’s the matter with you?’
You put it down to culture
<< I don’t need to be patronized, condescended to or insulted
“Ok, that wasn’t true
“You’ve been ignoring me all morning … you don’t answer my questions …can you hear?
<< Sure I lost some with drums and Army but I think it’s ok
<< What, after last night, what you said, makes you think that you have any claim on my comportment?
NOW THAT’S COMEDY
“I don’t know if you just have no sense of humor … You dominate the conversations … You have an ‘I’m always right’ attitude … You never let anyone else talk … You’re all ego and pessimistic
<< Ironic, I’ve thought exactly the same things about you … plus narcissistic, tone-deaf and semi-autistic
<< You missed your fucking window for the pre-flight plan … You missed your fucking window …
MORE INNOCENT GUNPLAY
<< Repeat After Me
< << I don’t see a reason … have a nice walk
I’M GOING TO JACKSON
The Great Sportcoat Incident
DIDNT I TOL’ YOU SO
Omni Austin, Sunday Night
“i can’t be with you … i’ll go crazy”
Dissin’ @ Mexican
“See there you go, you just ordered queso and guacamole without asking me… something that affects both of us”
<< Do I bring you down?
“on the nights we didn’t see each other you never called me
<< Was that all on me?
“I did, check your fucking voicemail that you never check, see how many times I called.”
<< The fucking alarm clock …I told you clearly I can’t get it right so you take charge of it and you refused.
“So it takes a degree from MIT to set an alarm clock?”
<< Friday morning you’re busting my balls about the alarm clock. You’d seen the plan I sent you, the one I thought you wanted one out of frustration w my failure to have one, to stick to one, to notify you of changes
I LIKE TOGET SOME SLEEP BEFORE I TRAVEL
“You know I need examples
YOU’LL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW
Missing The Mark at Mayfair, As Related At Guero’s
“When did you ever take me to the parking lot?
I would have passed the MSF if you had …
I was this close
Up Guadalupe, West Side o UT Campus
<< She Needs A spanking
<< No wonder she has had abusive relationships … she’d make any man want to hit her
COLD HARD BITCH
<< Fuck that felt good
(upon telling her off at Ruby’s Free Range BBQ)
“I WOULDNT KILL HER … but I’d understand”
(c.rock re o.j)
Down San Jacinto, East Side o UTCampus
<< Way beyond my skill level
MAN’S GOTTA KNOW HIS LIMITS
<< With kindnesses like that … who needs the waterboarding
Walking SoCo Again, Monday Morning
SUNDAY MORNING COMING DOWN
Austin International Airport, The Five-Hundred Dollar Conversation
First Security Line
<< I don’t know why I even spent money to pay for your ticket … what was I thinking … after that morning I should have just left your ass here …let you figure it out
YOUR OWN DEVICES
“You know I didn’t have themoney
<< You’re a hard woman … I hope it serves you well
Second Security Line
<< Are you going to pay me the $500 dollars?
“I was waiting for you to ask me that … I was afraid you’d ask me that
I DON’T WANT THE WHOLE WORLD, JUST YOUR HALF
“I havent made my decision, I’m still open to negotiation … I thought you were just trying to make right because of your screwup
<< You’ve made your position clear … I’m not interested in negotiating. I don’t need to hear any more about this
DO THERIGHTTHING, SISTER
Toxic Shock Syndrome
SWA950 AUS –> BWI
“Do you want to talk for a minute?
“Do you want me to pay you that five-hundred dollars?
<< Whatever you do is your decision … I’m not going to ask for anything
<< My dignity is worth five-hundred dollars
SIEMPRE LA DIGNIDAD
(a non vía justin frances )
<< Was there anything else?
“Uh, the taxi, I don’t know where I’m going
<< Ok … Was there anything else?
She says the same thing, 3 and 4 times; all these things seemingly obvious things repeatedly, then complains when I bring up a topic
WE ALREADY DISCUSSED THAT
? WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE HAD THAT CONVERSATION ?
<< Late-model victim of WW2 … like stepping on a spit-up landline
“I never met my father
CLOSE, DANGER CLOSE
<< Would that it had been only a limb
WOULD THAT IT HAD BEEN A HAND AND NOT HER HEART
<< She might not wake with such a start