wdp: Key my car?

Really? Key my car? That’s for infants. And as all us veterans know Infants are just targets in tutus  

Tampons in the shitters

[ Day 8 of  3-month training exercise w Army boats on Onslow Beach, USMC Camp LeJeune, NC. ] S-3: “S-4!” … More

Buckaroo Banzai and I

Army buddy Zoom-Zoom Mat’s’da ( pronounced mazda he swore ), he was aka “Buckaroo Banzai”, and me, “Doogie Howser, O/C”, … More

Croatia, 2001

I am moss bitter on the tongue I am but stripling Grown through rock, and I fail to feed your … More

Shit on a shingle

the girls in their summer dresses they sing they strut they swing and mingle the pretty soldiers shorn of tresses are … More

jack, dog, dust

if only i knew that table rock that saddle gap i would lie me there until i too, turn to air … More