Kermit the Frog, Cicada Phil

‪This just in! your reporter Kermit The Frog, dateline: Columbia:‬ ‪like any, every, cock-blocked, Sriracha-sodden troubadour at sunrise, Cicada Phil … More

What troubles the mule

What troubles the mule less the fetid, the loiter, the faeces, the longing, the foul-breath, the larceny of death … … More

wdp: Key my car?

Really? Key my car? That’s for infants. And as all us veterans know Infants are just targets in tutus