Why’s everything in West Virginia so shitty and sad on Saturday ?

Why’s everything in West Virginia so shitty and sad on Saturday ?

Rainy Saturday morning at Sheetz off Route 340 West, just east of CharlesTown
Turkey vultures explode into the air at Elvis’ approach. They’d been rats on a smear of a skunk, the day of the CharlesTown Classic mile-and-an-eighth where they’ll run in the mud tonight.