Blazing saddles v2

(Alcotán, dog, farts)

¡¡¡ PFFFFFFFFT !!!

Timoteo:
Jesu Christi!  What do you feed that thing?

Rick:
Eats only what he kills.

Timoteo:
Jesus… I’m afraid to shoot him.

Rick:
Go downwind.

Timoteo:
Go to hell.

Alcotán, cur:
Groans

Timoteo
Even your stupid dog agrees.

Rick
He adopted you my friend.

Timoteo
How about you be a good house bitch and cook something besides chick peas … Every … Fucking.  Night.

Rick:
You could eat rose petals and still shit death.

(Timoteo farts)
¡¡¡ BRAAAAAAAP !!!

Timoteo:
Oops.

Rick:
Oh jeeezus!  You soiled half the valley with that one.

Timoteo:
Ooooooh.

Rick:
See.  Told you.

Timoteo:
(Turns head, looks down at his ass)
That’s paella for a city of Catholic cocksuckers down there.

Rick:
You’re going to need a handful of hedgehogs to wipe that ass.

Timoteo:
( starts down the hill)
Shoot that mange-y fucking cur of yours.

Alcotán, cur:
Grrrrrrrrr

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