We begged our children as batsTo eat the insects of our existenceTo eat the insects feasting our illnessesTo eat the … More
We all get one very stupid fucking lieutenant
At one point, we each of us get one very stupid fucking lieutenant. The unreachable one. The unteachable one. The … More
wdp: Infants are just targets in tutus
And as all us veterans know Infants are just targets in tutus.
wdp: Who will think of the little shits?
Well, then there’re the children. See, there’s Little Johnny, and if not you, sure not me. Who will think of … More
wdp: Augur the grounding rod, children
jes’ like that The General o your’n We’ll bend you end-over-end for several ends fer weeks on end. Word is … More
And that, my friend, is why our god invented PTSD
Do you really think you’re the most fucked-up veteran in this park right now? Really? Key my car? That’s for infants. … More
wdp: That’s GI Joe’s GI Tract, Johnny
“Hey, Little Johnny, Finger his beard Pull his GI Joe string Sounds cool to hear the echo in ‘is guts … More
wdp: Key my car?
Really? Key my car? That’s for infants. And as all us veterans know Infants are just targets in tutus
wdp: Choose yer poison, son,
I’m gonna give: AIDS your grand-son Zika your grand-daughter Ebola A terrible fall Your call. I know a guy. Choose … More
Those slits of spirits came faster than primer crack
Those slits of spirits came faster than primer crack a lizard of light inside a night of black.
Different places for an FNG
MSweetie I was thinking about your description of M’s first unit experience as the FNG. This note’s a little old, … More